ADVICE COLUMN
October Prompt: What is the most horrific thing you've done? Or would simply like to confess and get some advice on your complex conundrum?
Disclaimer: Our advice column is purely satirical. It is anonymous, but by submitting this you are agreeing that we may make jokes about your submissions. Please do not use this as a system to report incidents or reveal any serious, personal information. Around 10 responses will be picked, and displayed on this page along with our advice every edition.